We have a shopping list on the refrigerator. Just happened to take a look at it. Along with the usual items of which soda to restock on was:

Root Beer, which is then scratched out and underneath it says “Just Beer please, hold the root“

A few other normal items like silverware (where the hell did it go?), tissues, juice, etc then:

A strapping Hunk of Man. Underneath this is a scrawled note that says: “I already work here and I’m taken“

I love my co-workers